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Meet Thomas. Thomas is pregnant. Huh? Thomas used to be Tracy. Bend gender, Tracy, Bend gender.

I had the pleasure of staring at my TV train wreck style today (I seem to do that a lot lately, with only 5 fuzzy channels to choose from and an inability to entertain myself on my own) as Oprah introduced the viewing audience to a pregnant man who used to be a woman.

Oprah, when did you go so far off the deep end?

I suppose it isn't really Oprah that's done so...as a talk show host, she has to pander to the disturbing interests of the viewing audience. I love how she keeps talking about how she wants to make sure that Thomas and his wife, yes his wife, get to tell their story from their own point of view instead of have them being used, while she dominates the entire interview with leading questions.

Some of the questions she neglected to ask were things like...What is that going to do to your kid? Having a "man" give birth to a kid is going to fuck that kid up, maybe not physically, but mentally for sure, when that poor bastard finds out and has to go through life branded a freak. How is it having a biological child with your wife when it's sperm from some random stranger at a sperm bank? Sperm banks? How do these people pay for this shit? Hormone therapy, breast removal and surgery, pregnancy and care all cost ridiculous amounts of money. Obviously gender confusion is a problem only the rich can afford to deal with. And speaking of gender confusion, when is someone going to wake the fuck up and realize that when children even 5 years old are talking about being lesbians, they don't have a clue what they're saying? Why would you lend that any more belief than when your same little kid runs around making swishing sounds and declaring she has magic powers?

I'm not going to get into ranting about homosexuals today (I can hear the sighs of relief now...), or even Oprah. In fact, I'm just going to quit right now while I'm only semi-behind. Hurray for preaching tolerance. Let's just let everyone be self-serving, ego-centric morons. Go America!