Congratulations, VW, on making the singlemost annoying commercial on television to date. I love watching tv late at night and almost drifting off to sleep only to be jarred awake by a fucking car alarm horn going off over and over again. Ha, haha, it's so clever of a commercial...not.
And here's your reward: I'll never buy a VW in my life because of it. Hurray!
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Bridezilla...?
http://www.newsweek.com/id/115866/page/1
Does anybody remember what a wedding is about? Anyone? No?
A marriage is about joining two people that LOVE each other in a formal ceremony.
Unfortunately it has become a joke, used for a myriad of other purposes: a way for illegals to stay in the country, a way for spoiled rich kids to show off how pathetically materialistic they are, a way for couples (regardless of their feelings for one another) to share insurance benefits and other such perks that one partner may have, and, worst of all, a way for shallow whores to show everyone how "beautiful" they are. And I use "beautiful" because Botox, chemicals, fake tans, and starving yourself do very little besides make you more of a whore.
Grow the fuck up. So what if it rains on your wedding? So what if you're 20 pounds heavier than an anorexic fashion model? So what if you can't get the famous caterer you wanted? So what if you're not the right fake shade of tan? So what if your dress isn't the designer fashion famous in Paris? This "perfect day" you've dreamed about since you were 5 isn't all about YOU, it's about the partner that you love so much you want to spend the rest of your life with them. Guys don't fucking care that you spent 3k on your dress, in fact, they're probably annoyed that YOU care so much. Dressing up like a whore and trying to be gorgeous for people who already know and care about you just shows how completely shallow and pathetic your like must be. Throwing temper tantrums because things aren't going just right means you need to get a grip on reality. (The same goes for the idiots that watch and enjoy shows like Bridezilla).
If you're getting married for the right reasons, you don't need to spend a dime proving anything to anyone.
Does anybody remember what a wedding is about? Anyone? No?
A marriage is about joining two people that LOVE each other in a formal ceremony.
Unfortunately it has become a joke, used for a myriad of other purposes: a way for illegals to stay in the country, a way for spoiled rich kids to show off how pathetically materialistic they are, a way for couples (regardless of their feelings for one another) to share insurance benefits and other such perks that one partner may have, and, worst of all, a way for shallow whores to show everyone how "beautiful" they are. And I use "beautiful" because Botox, chemicals, fake tans, and starving yourself do very little besides make you more of a whore.
Grow the fuck up. So what if it rains on your wedding? So what if you're 20 pounds heavier than an anorexic fashion model? So what if you can't get the famous caterer you wanted? So what if you're not the right fake shade of tan? So what if your dress isn't the designer fashion famous in Paris? This "perfect day" you've dreamed about since you were 5 isn't all about YOU, it's about the partner that you love so much you want to spend the rest of your life with them. Guys don't fucking care that you spent 3k on your dress, in fact, they're probably annoyed that YOU care so much. Dressing up like a whore and trying to be gorgeous for people who already know and care about you just shows how completely shallow and pathetic your like must be. Throwing temper tantrums because things aren't going just right means you need to get a grip on reality. (The same goes for the idiots that watch and enjoy shows like Bridezilla).
If you're getting married for the right reasons, you don't need to spend a dime proving anything to anyone.
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