Macs suck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQiiszIthx4

(Gotta admit the song is catchy, although it reeks of the pretentious "indie" culture it's trying to attract. "We're so counter-culture, spending all our money on things we don't need while people starve in the streets, ha, hahah!")

I don't know what's funnier, this parody or all the wannabe-artist-Mac-slave-idiots rallying behind the thing like every negative remark on its functionality and price are attacks on their family's honor. "OMG GUYZ U R STEWPID, MACS RULE~! I CAN DO DIG ART ON ITE WITAUT USING MI BRIAN!?11"

Pick up a pen and some paper, or a guitar, or whatever real life object correlates to what you're doing on your overpriced toy, and stop thinking that you're a better artist/musician/etc than everyone because you use a Mac.

And take off those fucking thick-framed glasses that you don't even need before I slap you across the face with your own laptop.