The Fox station, and everyone that watches it, should be eradicated from existance, right away. This includes me, for even the 5 minutes I spent watching it just now, in a horrified and paralyzed state of disgust. Just like a fucking car accident, you can't look away!
"Don't Forget the Lyrics," hosted by Wayne Brady, of all the horrible people, featured the typical overly-madeup whore trying to be hot as she butched famous songs in a wavering voice. If this wasn't bad enough, "she can also break dance!" declares a smitten Wayne, as she flails around on the floor in what is supposed to break dancing but appears more like a seizure.
Am I the only one wishing Wayne Brady would go away? Am I the only one that wants to slap the smug "i'm so fucking hot" look off her face as she dances around with the coordination of a drunk 5-year-old and misses note after note? Am I the only one that bristles when I hear my favorite Beatle's song sung in 3 different keys? Am I the only one that thinks people with obvious lack of talent shouldn't be rewarded on the basis of being whores?
Am I the only one watching this shit?
The world could be so lucky.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
fan-fucking-tastic!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expletive_infix
I tend to get easily distracted when writing a paper, especially a research paper. Came across this one from Censorship -> Censorship (US) -> MPAA ratings -> Fuck -> Expletive Infixation. I find it hilarious to have inserting the word "fuck" into other words broken down into grammatical rules and arguements in a scholarly manner.
Hooray for the internet!
And booze. Can't forget booze!
I tend to get easily distracted when writing a paper, especially a research paper. Came across this one from Censorship -> Censorship (US) -> MPAA ratings -> Fuck -> Expletive Infixation. I find it hilarious to have inserting the word "fuck" into other words broken down into grammatical rules and arguements in a scholarly manner.
Hooray for the internet!
And booze. Can't forget booze!
make love, not war....
Walking home today, I was presented with the reason that we are, and will continue to be, at war. Don't get me wrong, I don't encourage a long-running pointless war, but a cluster of 5 people wearing various levels of thrift store junk and waving rainbow flags as they scowl at passerbys doesn't really do much to encourage anyone to join the anti-war cause.
Crackhead hippies do for peace what armpit-haired, grudge-toting, fuzzy-legged lesbians do for the feminist movement: screw it up. The loudest mouths are the ones that get the notice, and 9 times out of 10 they're not the voice the general movement wants. You want to make some change? Get off the corner and work on legislation, petitions, recruitment, and for fuck sake, do it without the rainbow flags and reek of pachuli. If you feel you have to stand on the corner to get your message across, do it with more than the small circle of friends you could convince to act like morons for a day. 100 people standing on the corner waving hippie flags, while still a horrendous vehicle for social change, is far more noticable and bound to have somewhat more impact (although probably still a negative one).
So quit making peace quilts and smoking weed and get to work!
Crackhead hippies do for peace what armpit-haired, grudge-toting, fuzzy-legged lesbians do for the feminist movement: screw it up. The loudest mouths are the ones that get the notice, and 9 times out of 10 they're not the voice the general movement wants. You want to make some change? Get off the corner and work on legislation, petitions, recruitment, and for fuck sake, do it without the rainbow flags and reek of pachuli. If you feel you have to stand on the corner to get your message across, do it with more than the small circle of friends you could convince to act like morons for a day. 100 people standing on the corner waving hippie flags, while still a horrendous vehicle for social change, is far more noticable and bound to have somewhat more impact (although probably still a negative one).
So quit making peace quilts and smoking weed and get to work!
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Macs suck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQiiszIthx4
(Gotta admit the song is catchy, although it reeks of the pretentious "indie" culture it's trying to attract. "We're so counter-culture, spending all our money on things we don't need while people starve in the streets, ha, hahah!")
I don't know what's funnier, this parody or all the wannabe-artist-Mac-slave-idiots rallying behind the thing like every negative remark on its functionality and price are attacks on their family's honor. "OMG GUYZ U R STEWPID, MACS RULE~! I CAN DO DIG ART ON ITE WITAUT USING MI BRIAN!?11"
Pick up a pen and some paper, or a guitar, or whatever real life object correlates to what you're doing on your overpriced toy, and stop thinking that you're a better artist/musician/etc than everyone because you use a Mac.
And take off those fucking thick-framed glasses that you don't even need before I slap you across the face with your own laptop.
(Gotta admit the song is catchy, although it reeks of the pretentious "indie" culture it's trying to attract. "We're so counter-culture, spending all our money on things we don't need while people starve in the streets, ha, hahah!")
I don't know what's funnier, this parody or all the wannabe-artist-Mac-slave-idiots rallying behind the thing like every negative remark on its functionality and price are attacks on their family's honor. "OMG GUYZ U R STEWPID, MACS RULE~! I CAN DO DIG ART ON ITE WITAUT USING MI BRIAN!?11"
Pick up a pen and some paper, or a guitar, or whatever real life object correlates to what you're doing on your overpriced toy, and stop thinking that you're a better artist/musician/etc than everyone because you use a Mac.
And take off those fucking thick-framed glasses that you don't even need before I slap you across the face with your own laptop.
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