the MAN is keeping me down

I'm fucking pissed off.

You wanna know why?
Cause I hate men.
What, you wanna know why again? You're a good listener! Have YOU taken this class too?!
I hate men because they and their patriarchal society forced me to believe that heterosexuality is the norm, and lesbianism is abberrant, when really, lesbianism is perfectly normal and natural, and everyone should do it! Not only should we all be lesbians, we should all celebrate it openly, and bash the normal, heterosexual people! Ha, haha! Irony! I mean, it's so terrible that "Coming Out Day" today was off the main stage area of the EMU in less than a couple hours because no one gave a shit, errr, nobody cared... err... anyway, it was replaced by some stupid jockocracy game show.

I'm so glad we have classes like "Women, Difference and Power" or whatever the fuck it's called to keep my opinions in order! If we didn't have classes like this, I'd still be thinking that being fat was unhealthy (it's NOT, in fact it's actually healthier to be 400 pounds "overweight," the MAN has just told us that fat is bad because he likes looking at thin bodies!). I'd still be thinking that mascots such as Indians were okay because they were cartoonish parodies! God forbid!

And speaking of God, I sure hope we get to talking about Him in class, because I know it will be so enlightening that I'll want to shoot myself in the head!